2004-05-19: "GTA Vice City"
This game is awesome.
Unfortunately, it won't run properly on my new Rock Xtreme laptop - it crashes after the "Rub Out" mission where you take out the cocaine baron, and it won't even load a game save that is after this point.
Trial By Dirt: 1 minute 59 seconds
PCG Playground: 59 seconds
Update: I'm now playing GTA-III instead. Almost as good - better map, but no motorbikes.
I really want to know whose those cowboys are that keep shooting at me.